albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.

"I gave that girl the albuquerque hot pocket"

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

alabama hot pocket

An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.

yo, dude i did a alabama hot pocket yesterday; i never felt anything better!

by mastersweg May 31, 2015

alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket made with traditional alabama St. Charles Indian Bread

That alabama hot pocket was delicious.

by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016

Virgina Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and puking inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Wendy decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an Virgina Hot Pocket

by Corn Cobb November 20, 2010

Arabic Hot Pocket

The action of choking a lady with a head dress during inter course. And shoving crushed habanero peppers, green onions, pepperoni, and scolding hot melted cheese (any cheese of your choice) into her vagina. Then you proceed to fuck her and stuff the food into her vaginal cavity until the burning from the habanero's causes her too bleed there for making the sauce for the hot pocket. Then take the ingredients out and you then have a yummy treat!

Damn son, a Arabic Hot Pocket sounds amazing right now

by Shrekgooloo October 9, 2014

Hot pocket

The act of wrapping one's dick in tin foil, putting it in the oven, and leaving to toast in the oven at 350 for 15-20 minutes, or until crispy, then proceeding to fuck another man in the ass.

Hey, did you hear about Simon giving Garfunkel that hot pocket?

by xasstittyballsuckx July 28, 2010

hot pocket

when a guy opens a girls pussy and shits inside it then rubs the clit for a little and then fucks her in the pussy

yo did you hear greg did a hot pocket to kate.

by namsterthehamster June 6, 2010