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Irish hot pocket

When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.
Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.
by Kevin Da Great July 23, 2016
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albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.
by ironicstatement August 10, 2009
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alabama hot pocket

An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.
yo, dude i did a alabama hot pocket yesterday; i never felt anything better!
by mastersweg May 31, 2015
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Virgina Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and puking inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Wendy decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an Virgina Hot Pocket
by Corn Cobb November 20, 2010
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Arabic Hot Pocket

The action of choking a lady with a head dress during inter course. And shoving crushed habanero peppers, green onions, pepperoni, and scolding hot melted cheese (any cheese of your choice) into her vagina. Then you proceed to fuck her and stuff the food into her vaginal cavity until the burning from the habanero's causes her too bleed there for making the sauce for the hot pocket. Then take the ingredients out and you then have a yummy treat!
Damn son, a Arabic Hot Pocket sounds amazing right now
by Shrekgooloo October 9, 2014
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Hot pocket

The act of wrapping one's dick in tin foil, putting it in the oven, and leaving to toast in the oven at 350 for 15-20 minutes, or until crispy, then proceeding to fuck another man in the ass.
Hey, did you hear about Simon giving Garfunkel that hot pocket?
by xasstittyballsuckx July 28, 2010
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