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v-cel

n.

A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.

Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.

Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:

incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex

incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.

incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.

incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.

incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.

incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.

incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.

incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.

incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.

incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 7, 2021
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Sand in the V

A phrase denoting an angry, crabby, grumpy female; The letter "V" denotes "vagina".
Barry "What's wrong with her today, she on the rag or something?"

Joe "Who knows, she's always got sand in her V.
by Neo June 15, 2003
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V-some

Noun. A threesome in which two of the parties involved do not interact, resulting in one person being the focus of the attention. That person would be the point of the V.
Joe and Mary hooked up with Sarah, but since Sarah's a lesbian, it was just a V-some.
by findingthree September 29, 2012
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The Saturn V

The phrase used to describe when you put mentos in soda and immediately stick the bottleneck into your partner's asshole, and watch as the soda erupts inside his asshole, and the fizz drips down his taint.
Person 1: Did you get the soda and mentos from the store?
Person 2: Yea we can do The Saturn V later.
by Dampe's Feet December 9, 2019
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Battlefield V

The worst economic disaster since 1930s
- Why is Battlefield V so historically inacurate?
- Either accept it or don't buy it
by cass1dy September 9, 2018
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Reachy-V

Reachy-V. Noun. (plural Reachy-V’s) Manual stimulation of a ladyboy’s asshole during oral or anal intercourse.
Dave the ladyboy was sucking me off, so I gave him a Reachy-V and stuck my fingers right up his hoop. He loved it, the dirty sausage.
by JerseySausage February 10, 2019
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V-sponse

A video response uploaded by a user. The v-sponse is most commonly used in response to a another video but may also be in response to another v-sponse. Many v-sponses can be strung together to form a greater video conversation.
John's v-sponse that Britney Spears video was dope.
by zencat December 9, 2007
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