october 9

its angelique day.

fucking deal with it
the baddest bitch will steal your smurf lookin man

me: its october 9

her: better worship me bitch

by desperate.com October 7, 2021

October 18

National eat your crush or girlfriend out day

Me: bro look its my crush
Him: hurry go talk to her today's October 18 nation eat your crush out day

Me: oh dam your right that means I'm bouta get some pussaayyy

by Anonymous dude772 October 14, 2021

October 2nd

The day where you kiss someone for no reason

“Hey it’s October 2nd” “okay let’s kiss “

by Ballsack balls October 2, 2022

october 7th

national ask your crush out day

you:hey be my bf/gf

them: yes sheeeesh

you: swaggyyyy

hey its october 7th will you be my bf/gf

by im so swaggy October 7, 2021

October 24

National YEET and emi day!! Do emi’s A favor and YEET them

“Today is October 24 the national yeet an emi day time to ATTACk”said Ambi

by Potaopower October 23, 2019

October 31st

It’s fucking Halloween what the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life

Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”

by Itsokyk October 18, 2020

October 10th

National buy your partner a gift day

It’s October 10th!

by Lxxlee September 20, 2021