mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!

Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years

by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021

Mexican Duel

When true full blooded Mexicans fight to the death both armed with machetes and rape the opponents dead buddy and his family.

Hombre Uno: I challenge you to a Mexican Duel!

Hombre Dos: Si Pendejo

by Hello(xx)? May 13, 2022

Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball

I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016

Mexican Pinball

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.

We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!

by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

mexican car ride

When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.

Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...

by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024

Mexican Yawn

Yawning in turn of each other, like a mexican wave.

They all yawned one after the other, it was a Mexican yawn dude.

by personxyz August 2, 2012