chia-moment

A moment where someone is clowning / doing something wrong and thinks that it is correct.

Chia: Sushi jiro is so cheap! Only 20rm
Person 2: This guy really do be chia-momenting

by syusian November 23, 2023

Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.

1.

Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022

chip moment

a moment where a person goes off on a tangent, like saying potato chips are essential for animals rights.

Bridget: "And so that's why Abel is so confused."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."

by rubberbutt November 12, 2009

Pierre moment

When you fall for some stupid shit or say something dumb.

„Oh, Pierre have you ever been to Dees?“ „No, I haven't, where is it?“ damn, what a Pierre moment

by Jeb systém March 31, 2022

Rina moment

- an n-word moment but 200 times worse. Instead of being Homogenous it's a bit a Women Theory. It's like having two women beat the living shit out of each other while Snorting Coffee like it's Crack! They usually fight over the stupidest situation..... It could be stuff like: Over a Hot guy, Over the last Husbando Figure in Anime-Cons stuff like that. Unlike the N-word moment this could happen to any 2 women and it's harder to stop once it's started! It is so bad that an average Emo bitch fucks a Dude outside her Race and eats Chocolate chip cookie cake and drinks Redbull for the Aftermath while in the hospital. The other woman well, She goes to Jail and her pussy is Fistbait!

When 2 women come up the street and you guys are like "OMFG, There's a cat fight!" Then this my Friends is
a Rina moment. Being Self-destructive without their Boyfriends or Girlfriends if they were lesbian noticing

Girl #1: Hey, Watch it you dumb Rina Emo!
Girl #2: Bitch, WTF did you just say?
Girl #1: Mother fucker, We're gonna tear some shit up!
Girl #2: Okay your on for it, Bitch! My Name is Rebecca you dumbass!

*Both Women Pull their hairs and starts fighting and ends up using their Purses to bash each other!

Some Security guy: Freeze You Women are under Arrest!
*ignore the Police Citation and the Officer shoots them with a Taser gun*

Rina Moments are Unforseeable, If women had their own category of what Turns a Guy off, They would probably eat Their own Pubic Hair Because It's so bad it's listed as number 3.

1) Child Support

2) Over a Hot Guy

3) Rina Moments

4) Make-up Fights

5)Stripper Club Tips

It's a True Fact and I cannot Lie!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface February 20, 2015

Mama June Moment

When a man is stupid enough to agree with his female partner that she looks fat

Will ended up sleeping on the couch after he had a Mama June Moment.

by Karijohanna August 28, 2019

Cocoanut moment

When someone unironically says some really stupid shit and its funny as fuck

or
when someone has a brain boom and our meer ape brains could never hope to understand their logic

hey man, what do you think Nutella is made of?

bro probably cocoa nuts.

this is a cocoanut moment because person 2 said something so dumb without thinking and it ended up being really funny

by KZMI November 8, 2020