mary katelyn urban

A Mary Katelyn Urban is an AMAZING friend! She is beautiful, smart, nice, funny, and cute! She is amazing and if you have a Mary Katelyn Urban in your life whatever you do don't let her go! If you do you will be depressed. Mary Katelyn Urban's are very understanding and you can tell a Mary Katelyn Urban anything. Also she hate her name so she gets called Kate.

Mary Katelyn Urban you the best person in the world

by xxkiller792xx January 12, 2019

Urban Dict. Meta

For whatever reason, there is a common theme in roughly every other defintion on urban dictionary. The definiton will be of a name, male or female, and the definer will usually jerk off people of the same name, saying something like: Sarah - the perfect girl, will never leave you, best kind of girl, nice tits lmao, please come back sarah I’m lonely. These definitions serve pretty much no purpose except to garner attention from people mindlessly skimming by. Honestly, removing shitty reminiscing posts like the one example aforementioned would make this place way better. TL;DR to make a shitty definition of a lost lover’s name in a fruitless attempt to procure love once again; that is the Urban Dict. Meta. Don’t get me wrong, some of the definitions on this site are actually real dope, but every time I see an unironic name definition I just wish to be euthanized.

dude 1: wanna browse urban dictionary?
dude 2: sorry, I stopped lurking there after I uncovered the Urban Dict. Meta.

by anon#18385028474 July 2, 2018

Volunteers for Urban Dictionary

These are consistent dumb fucks who have nothing better to do with their time but pick out who does and does not get to publish words and definitions for Urban Dictionary. They are uneducated, ignorant, and loosers who spend their day reading mindless, stupid words and definitions and choose only the most ridiculous and moranic words that they can find and choose to deny those words and definitions that actually make sense and are 'the truth'.

I received an email from the 'Volunteers for Urban Dictionary' who gave me zero reason why my word and definition was denyed., and when they sent me a link to go to a place to explain why, I was diverted to a porn site. WTF? Vulunteers for Urban Dictionary?!

by Alastair B July 17, 2018

Urban Dick tionary

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by anonymous April 9, 2019

Urban Dick tionary

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by anonymous April 9, 2019

Owens (urban legend)

A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .

I've heard about Owens (urban legend)

by foot frogs May 22, 2019

Urban K Beach

1. The place men with blueballs and very relative catholic extremism go when they want to eat cows. Also cows go there when they want to be eaten, especially catholic and/or underaged ones.

2. When you are too drunk too take care of your money AND your dignity.

3. A meter for moral decadence.

Jerry: Uh... dude... i'm getting blueballs

Ronald: Why don't you go eat some random cow?

Jerry: I lack the self-esteem, and also i'm ugly AF

Ronald: Bruhh, ever heard of URBAN K BEACH?? You'll get some fine cow there!

Jerry: But they're mostly underaged and drunk and fundamentally catholic there, right?

Ronald: Don't be picky, Jerry. Down your dignity a little bit, it'll work out just fine!

Jerry: Thx m8

by josequintino June 23, 2017