Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

simp

A simp is something that people call you when you do whatever your girl/boyfriend asks of you or you say-kitten, lovey dove, sugar, butterfly, babygirl/boy, etc., or when you daydream about your crush or fangirl about them.

"Ha! You're such a simp for Joanne!"

by vannytheparanormaljournalist October 19, 2021

Simp

Mustafa is the definition of a simp

Mustafa is a simp

by MOAA June 21, 2022

Simp

Airon Del Reyes is a simp for me

Airon is simping for me

by itssarahbenny November 2, 2020

Simp

Dumb fuk

The word simp is dumb as fuk

by Elijah813 November 5, 2020

SIMP

I love my wife tm syndrome. See John Mulaney for reference.

I love my wife so much.
Fucking simp

by Louvren April 12, 2022