Russian Time-bomb

A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.

"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."

by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012

Big Time Warren

An erection induced by drunken karaoke.

That blitzed rendition of "Cheeseburger in Paradise" gave me a big time Warren!

by Peathingy July 1, 2011

sexy sexy time

Anything more than a kiss.

I hear he had sexy sexy time?
Oh yeah? So they like, hugged whilst kissing, right?

by DSJones August 21, 2017

Its morbin time

When it's time to morb. Or to commit unthinkable especially rape (my personal favorite). I love morbing. Its morbing time!

Its morbin time!
Now pull down our pants!!!! And dont make me hungy!
(*rapes*)

by Morbious guy numba one July 31, 2022

Tap That Time Machine

Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).

Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"

Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."

Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."

Adam: "Agreed."

by MackPC November 3, 2009

All Time Low

this happens to be a band that is life. if this band did not exist, we would all die. seriously. look them up, and if you don't know them already then i'm dissapointed in you. They are the four coolest guys you will ever see. Alex Gaskarth, an extremely hot, quirky, hilarious, lusicous little boy. Jack Barakat, a half dinosaur who is probably the best guy in the world. Zack Merrick, an amazing child with ever-changing hair who is quite snazzy. And Rian Dawson, a super BAMF dude who is like hilariously adorable.

Person1: "Oh my god did you see that vid on youtube from all time low? alex is soo hot and funny!"
Person2: "OMG i know he's my future husband!"
Person1: "Hell to the nahh girl he's mine!"

by your pseudonym? November 12, 2009

big time rush

nickelodean's awnser to disneys high school musical

their first try was some crappy musical with that flat chested whoore victoria justice that nobady gave a crap about
now they are trying an actual tv series
it is horrendously unfunny, the acting is abomindable by all parties involved, and 3 of the 4 members of the band are clearly flamboyent homosexuals
if it wasnt 4 spongebob nickelodean would die

(worst and possibly gayest song ever, gayer than Samwell's "What What In the Butt")

sample from chorus

Chorus

Go on shake it up, what you gotta lose?

Gonna make your luck with the life you choose.

If you want it all, lay it on the line.

its the only life you got so you got to live it big time

every1 involed with this should be ashamed but i cant wait untill satrical comedies like south park and family guy flame this crapstorm

big time rush must be cancelled asap

by cobaltkiller1989 February 1, 2010