bro

A term most commonly used in New Jersey which refers to one's friend, penis, or friend's penis.

-You have a nice house!
-Thanks, come inside so you can meet my bro.

-Bro, dude, Stop. Bro...stop! Bro! BRO! Awwwwww...dammit bro!

by tastydelicious June 20, 2011

Bro Dance

Sleeping within a variable distance of a bro when you need to charge your phone.

Person 1: my phone is nearly flat, anyone have a charger?
Person 2: yeah there's one on the other side of my bed if you wanna bro dance

by SpreadItLike October 13, 2015

New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.

All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.

by drew7667 July 8, 2009

Bro-Bunyan

When the hommie out wieghs you by twice your own body weight and is reasonably taller than you.

"Whut up, Bro-Bunyan?"

by reechurd September 12, 2015

Bro-ing Up

When two men spend lots of time toghether doing manly things in order to find their inner selves. It can also be used an insult to someone who's a very immature bro.

Joey and I were watching Jersey Shore and then talked about it after, just bro-ing up"

God Frank, it was nacho night and you already ate! Bro-up!

by SenseiBLC November 28, 2011

Guard Bro

Air National Guard pilot.

AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.

by scipioafricanus1836 May 13, 2022

im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

by whyamihere?towritedefinitions? December 19, 2021