Lead pixie stick

Suicide by shotgun.

Bob took his divorce pretty poorly... He had himself a lead pixie stick... Poor bastard.

by IAJester June 7, 2017

Cancer Stick

A very powerful cigarette

“Hey bud you want a Cancer Stick?

by Kristian Oakley December 4, 2017

Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019

Trifle stick

A stick or sticklike object used to punish trifling hoes

Her acts of pure shady ness and dishonesty earned her a beating with my trifle stick

by Steffywords November 29, 2020

Wax my stick

A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".

The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.

I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.

by Enriched.By.U May 5, 2013

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).

Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

by C.Gilfoyle July 3, 2024

Queef stick

When you put a beef stick in a girls pussy and she pushes it out with a queef.

Yeah baby you know I love the tangy flavor of that queef stick

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021