National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

national slap miles day

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.

drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"

by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021

NATIONAL Bully Terrell Day

on march 10 every march 10th its bully terrell day because he talk to much the reason is becuase he want shut up

happy national bully terrell day

by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj March 11, 2022

National Booty Pic Day

Officially, June 21st is National Booty Pic Day. It is important to send multiple booty pics on This day.

Hey (blank), it’s national Booty pic day. Send one

by Fifty thou June 21, 2019

national no homo day

October 23rd 2023 where you can be gay af and still be a heterosexual

spread the word fellas

"it national no homo day bros"

"yeah man"

by the wild pog October 22, 2023

National Yes Day

December 22 is National yes day for your gf. Basically today is when you can ask your bf to do whatever and they have to say yes.

National Yes Day is a day where your boyfriend has to say yes to anything you ask

by Boyynabsu December 13, 2023

National boyfriend day

may 23 -The day where you appreciate your boyfriend and show them so much love

Why did you buy me all this stuff

You didn't know it's national boyfriend day

by Bestiebrosis May 22, 2021