crotch chocolate

the result of eating a flake in the car

damn i have got crotch chocolate

by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010

German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes

This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why

by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011

Chocolate💖

The most handsome, cutest, hottest, sexiest inu prince ever!!!

"I love you so so so very much my irresistible Chocolate💖"

by Cupcake Princess19 December 31, 2023

Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience

A very low budget and unlicensed event held at Box Hub in Glasgow, Scotland promoting the movie wonka, organized by a guy called William Coull. It become viral because of having "meth lab" Oompa Loompas and using AI art for the images promoting the event and the "candy land" tarpaulins in the warehouse. It gives sort of a liminal space vibe because it's in a warehouse. It became viral for the meth lab Oompa Loompas and "The Unknown", a character that looks like a hacker. Shame on you William Coull!!! You're rolling Roald Dahl's grave.

The Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience was an event held on February 24, 2024 at the Box Hub Warehouse.
What is that? It's the unknown!!!

by Thanks, obama. March 1, 2024

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.

I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.

by jims gooning August 1, 2025

Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)

Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!

by Boah4 September 21, 2022