Paper Cakes

A social media account that follows you first, gets you to follow back, then unfollows you.

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 27, 2018

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Cake

Easy

This homework was cake

by Rockstar156 November 16, 2017

Cake

Thiccccccc

Zoe got that cake

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Cake baking

Flirting

“ look at jaron over there cake baking with ole girl “

by Yo momma a hoe January 26, 2023

cake

cake

a cake

by anonymous February 8, 2022

Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.

Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.

by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024