Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.
Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
by Bonzilizard June 29, 2011
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bro lo polo

we just squirted ink all over his shirt
bro lo polo to squirt ink all over someone's red hoodie
by Roland0 May 13, 2022
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by Roland0 May 13, 2022
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Bro-Mom

A woman in your wife's social circle who is cool and even though you might smash under other circumstances you can be cool and hang with now without sexual attraction and she can still be your bro
Howzit to my favorite Bro-Mom? Down for some tacos?
by Fursey O'Veebee October 07, 2022
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mini bros

Something an adult calls a group of younger boys.
Had a group of mini bros over for a barbecue this weekend.
by Unsaidname October 06, 2021
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Bro Pelini

Common demographic of 40 to 55 year old men at Planet Fitness that look exactly the same as Big 10 Nebraska Cornhuskers former head football coach Bo Pelini (currently head coach at Youngstown State University)
Dude, I saw like four or five separate Bro Pelinis pumping iron today. Wild
by donkeykonga February 11, 2018
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The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are
Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index
by Chewbaccabuddy December 31, 2024
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