ass champion

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Ass-miles

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

by Abby and Neal June 18, 2008

blows ass

Sucks, not good, usually said on video games.

"Oh this sniper blows ass on this game !!!"
"Oh wow this game blows ass, who plays this?"

by Jared Kelsay August 24, 2008

ass flute

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

by hard worker November 6, 2008

ass chair

a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.

dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"

dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"

by realcelestialphoenix March 17, 2009

Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.

Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.

by Sami D March 29, 2009

Ass Garland

A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.

Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

by cydedish February 25, 2014