Joe-Hawk

A hairstyle commonly worn by CTY Res life staff, it invokes the style of hard-rock and Punk, within in a contemporary and more simplistic setting. The Joe-Hawk is often considered the pinnacle of hair styling for those who have been blessed to have seen it. It is gelled up in the front to form a peak of greatness, followed by flowing streaks of a well groomed mane.

Guy 1: Who and what was that?
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome

by JoeHawk140 July 14, 2010

Joe Goldberg

Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes

The show currently has four seasons

Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.

Oh did you hear about the show "you"? Joe Goldberg is the literal worst to ever exist!

by HantaSerotonin June 10, 2024

Joe T. Robinson Middle

Snobby school full of Wannabe ghetto white boys (usually in the seventh grade). Basically every white boy you see has Camo Crocs and a mullet. We eat trashy breakfast but the sausage is lowkey fire 🤤🤞🏽

“Hey have you heard of that shit school called Joe T. Robinson Middle?”

by idintknowijustworkhere October 19, 2021

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.

by Gongart42066621173869 September 8, 2018

Joe mama

Very ugly sleeps in my bed and eats taco bell.

Joe mama ugly.

by *_Keroppi_* March 10, 2022

G.I. Joe

Term for United States Military units, any branch.
USMC
USAF
USA
USNG
Etc.
Popularized in WWII and the Vietnam War

"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing) to be ordered into a war to die."
-Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967

by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021

Joe

This hard ass motherfucker will steal your girl and will eat the pussy of the 84 closest women to him like he’s devouring a Doritos locos taco. His dick is so big it’s basically a buffet for 1,000,000 girls. When he sees a guy with a small dick he flops his massive cock onto them so he can put them out of their misery. Don’t be fooled when you hear that he’s from Minnesota. You’d think he’s from Alabama. He’s fucked his cousin so many times she can ride anyone’s dick at this point.

Guys that Joe guy stole my wife and his penis is so big. I see why she left me for him.

by Thanos did nothing wrong November 1, 2019