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Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022
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Cum face

An honerable statement though frowned apon in some cultures and groups that is a unisex phrase that is actually a compliment at the end of the day but mostly males use this as a way to show their affection towards you so wether you agree with it or not it is a compliment
1.Guy:what’s up cum face

Girl: hey daddy

2. Girl: oh my god girl he is so sexy, like straight cum face

Hell yess
by Titty hickey July 18, 2022
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Des Face

Usually taken in picture form but also used when sitting staring at someone. Also called resting bitch face. Although it looks like she wants to kill you it can also be adorable.

Many will know this face from multiple women.
Have you saw this girls picture? "Wow she looks like she wants to stab you, thats definitely a des face"
by 148J July 21, 2022
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Ginger face

Typically, a person with ginger hair, will have the *ginger face*. Its basically the face where even if they were hairless you could look at them and say, yep, they're ginger. Characterised by pale skin and many freckles. Eyebrows play a factor also.

However, it isn't just ginger people who have this face. Those unlucky enough to have the *ginger face* and have black hair for example, can also be at the tail end of the "Fuck off ginger features!" insult.

Many regard this as a very bad trait, especially if hair doesnt match.
Oh my god did you just see that guy? Totally had a ginger face.
by Tompaz September 17, 2007
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fupa face

A person with a face that's so fat and ugly, it looks like they have a FUPA for a face. It's kind of gross if you think about it
jokingly- Hey fupa face. Whats going on?

mad- shut the hell up fupa face!

What's that? you want to get fucked in your fupa face?
by 98tadriver March 16, 2008
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shit face

"sh it fay s"
a person whom nobody likes. Possibly an arrogant person, or someone who is a loud mouth and pisses people off. also look up asshole, and/or cock sucker.
Wow John is being a shit face tonight. Who crawled up his ass and died?
by Casey114 June 14, 2007
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chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass
pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces
by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006
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