David Face

David Face is when someone with the name of David has a messy face

“MAN you have David Face.”
“What’s that?”
“it means you have a messy face.”

by Iron87 June 26, 2022

placenta face

A Beta male who wishes to be connected to his overbearing mother by trying to get back inside her womb, and be fed once again by the umbilical cord. (Metaphorically speaking)

Chris is such a fucking placenta face! His mom taught him how to eat pussy, herself.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

Face Shirt

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.

Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.

by Departure7788 July 2, 2022

Ginger face

Typically, a person with ginger hair, will have the *ginger face*. Its basically the face where even if they were hairless you could look at them and say, yep, they're ginger. Characterised by pale skin and many freckles. Eyebrows play a factor also.

However, it isn't just ginger people who have this face. Those unlucky enough to have the *ginger face* and have black hair for example, can also be at the tail end of the "Fuck off ginger features!" insult.

Many regard this as a very bad trait, especially if hair doesnt match.

Oh my god did you just see that guy? Totally had a ginger face.

by Tompaz September 17, 2007

fupa face

A person with a face that's so fat and ugly, it looks like they have a FUPA for a face. It's kind of gross if you think about it

jokingly- Hey fupa face. Whats going on?

mad- shut the hell up fupa face!

What's that? you want to get fucked in your fupa face?

by 98tadriver March 16, 2008

shit face

"sh it fay s"
a person whom nobody likes. Possibly an arrogant person, or someone who is a loud mouth and pisses people off. also look up asshole, and/or cock sucker.

Wow John is being a shit face tonight. Who crawled up his ass and died?

by Casey114 June 14, 2007

chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass

pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces

by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006