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Beans

Another name for weed, because of the beanlike shape of individual nugs of weed. It can also be used as a verb - "to bean", or to be "beaned".
"Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans. Yeah Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans", (from the song NAVUZIMETRO#PT2).
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."
by SolidSquared August 4, 2017
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bean ice

when speaking the words bean ice it sounds like be nice so it can be used as a really silly supplement.
P1: hey man you are stupid!
P2: what? bean ice.
by meowzacat December 22, 2025
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beans

BeAnZzZ wTf
Beans.
by 00000liiiii March 14, 2022
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Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023
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Cool beans

The term beans can be used as a slang word word for testicles, as they often resemble a pair of large legumes.
In mammals, the "beans" are usually located outside of the main torso. This is to aid in temperature control as core body temp is too warm for successful creation of viable sperm.

It is better for the reproductive chances of mammals for their "beans" to remain cool.
Hence, "cool beans" came to mean "good", or that all is well. Its use then grew, and it is now often used to indicate hearty approval
You got a PS5 for Christmas? Cool beans!
by LowJack79 December 28, 2020
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Alex the Similar Bean

The man who lead the conquest into New Mexico
“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”
by OhNoItsJoe January 27, 2023
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Bean

Someone (or something) you kinda just wanna pick up and protect for the rest of your life.
"Bro my sibling is a fucking bean if anything happened to them I don't think humanity would live to see what happens next"
by Bedge April 25, 2020
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