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Ian got time for it

A thing you say at the end of a sentence when u don't give a fuck , don't wanna continue talking , or to shut someone off from saying anything to you.
Johnathan: " bitch , she over there looking at you "
Me: "let her look cause Ian got time for it ! "
by Bloopblop22 February 11, 2017
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Jazzy Response Time

Jazzy Response Time.

When someone takes ten fucking eons to respond to a simple message in a roleplay. This time is usually measured by Jazzy minutes, where one Jazzy minute equals two hours.
Person 1: “Why the fuck are they taking so long, dude? It’s been four hours and they haven’t responded yet.”
Person 2: “Gotta be that Jazzy Response Time.”
by th1sdj October 28, 2020
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shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012
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Beer Mean Time

Time scale based upon the consumption of beer every hour. Instead of basing time upon Greenwhich Mean Time (GMT) , there is BMT, Beer Mean Time.
Hey David, get ready to pull the chilled mugs out of the fridge, it's a quarter till 2 in Beer Mean Time.
by Jaywood October 30, 2008
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Race Against Time

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"
by Himself666 June 20, 2010
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7pm vienna time

The most sacred time for calls between the closest of friends.
Used as a reference in 2020 for a fun conference call that should not be disturbed.
(1)
Person 1: So guys what time are we having our call?
Person 2: 7pm Vienna Time of course!

(2)
Boss: Can we have a call today at 9pm UAE time?
Employee: Of course not! that is 7pm Vienna Time, work cannot interfere with that!
by lellz000 April 20, 2020
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Time Warp Fish

A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.
"Hey man what's with the fish? Why is it on my text book?"
TIME WARP FISH!
by Zebra Zagels July 22, 2009
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