My Mom

A joke, most commonly made by Muscle Man from Regular Show

Person 1:Man, that woman's really ugly!

Muscle Man: You know who else is really ugly? MY MOM!

by Peepeeman103928 January 21, 2023

Your Mom

A fat, diabetic, cancerous, whore who has to roll to get around

"I feel like your mom is gonna eat me, I can hear her footsteps coming into town!"
"Jesus Christ Justin!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!"

by Okilly Dokilly Neighbor! :D April 7, 2022

Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom.

Ur mom- “ur mom?”

Ur mom- “ur mom!”

by Maybeperhapsso July 29, 2021

Krunchy mom

A nature raised mom who thinks that ANYTHING destroying nature is bad like normal diapers or baby formula and thinks that crystals and oils will solve everything

My mom is a krunchy mom.
A day In the life of a krunchy mom.

by AshIsSuperGayExcept4HarryStyle April 22, 2023

Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

Mom

A women that can either be an asshole or a nice lady that controls you when you are a child that can’t wipe his own fucking ass

Me: Mom come wipe my dirty asshole
Mom: *Has so many regrets*

by Fredironflame September 8, 2021