by Munktus August 17, 2020
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Get the Lumberjack Shit mug.A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"
Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."
by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018
Get the Shit baby mug.Slab shit is such a huge shit that you pass out when you shit it. It is so large that is leaves your ass with a black hole for a bootyhole. If you ever have a slab shit, call 911 ASAP as you can die of blood loss
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
Get the slab shit mug.Damn, E-Shit get over here.
by E-Shit November 7, 2022
Get the E-Shit mug.Emmanuel took a criminal shit that clogged the toilet.
i man robbed my house and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse i found his criminal shit in the back yard.
i man robbed my house and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse i found his criminal shit in the back yard.
by mcpothead July 2, 2016
Get the criminal shit mug.It's basically an enslaved ape who had one to many enchiladas and is now throwing it's shit at every four year old girl with her Elsa back pack at the zoo.
by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020
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