Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

Ur mom

The most beautiful creature in existence one might even have sexual intercourse with ur mom

Guy1:ur mom is sooo hot and fuckable
Guy2: Ikr
Guy3:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Jamesyyboi April 11, 2022

Mom

Made of money

Son: Mom can I have some money?
Mom: No! Do you think I’m made of money
Son: Yeah... That’s what mom stand for

A silence then agreement fills the room

by CICIPEACEMAKER1 June 2, 2018

Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

Ur mom

one of the fattest creatures on this planet can be found dating nikocado avocado at macdonadls and is fatter than the earth

person 1 what is the fattest creuture on the planet?
person 2 (flips pages) uhhhh ur mom lol

by anonymous October 4, 2023

Mom

The person who decided to poop the baby you, out of their…….. no-no where.

My mom pop

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

Mom

a human who you have no choice but to live with for the next 18 years. She can make your life miserable and happy at the same time. She has full control and authority and you have no say in anything without permission. She also has the power to find your items in places that you've looked in at least 20 times in search for that item.

My mom is annoying

by uknowmebutudont August 19, 2025