Mom

that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life

Her: Hey Mom

Me: Son of a bitch!
Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

ur mom

the person who says that to you thinks that you are gay

ur mom gay

by oh ok weirdo October 30, 2018

Your mom

a way to destroy everyone's career in two words

Friend:You look ugly
Me: Your mom🤣👌😎🔥

by 👌👌👌🍆 November 5, 2018

YOUR mom

Your mom

Your mom is gay

by Eat my ass you fucking butch . November 11, 2018

Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

by HeyVsause February 20, 2019

Ur mom

the most devastating thing anyone could say to anyone.

hey duuuude. how life?
Ur mom.

Wanna grab a bite to eat?
Ur mom.

Ur mom?
Ur mom.

by frbt8ft797ny February 21, 2019

ur mom

i have crippling depression

person1: haha dude guess what?
person2: yeah?
person1: ur mom
person2: wow you're lame
person1: *crying*

by niggajeff February 24, 2019