When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.
by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023
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Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
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Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023
Get the Mexican Nap mug.For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.
by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023
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by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
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Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.
Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023
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