Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023

Mexican Mayflower

Typically an 80's-90's era Toyota pickup driven by a Hispanic male, piled high with random appliances, towing another similar era Toyota pickup also piled with seemingly random appliances, bicycles, and other items. "IN TOW" is spelled out on the tailgate in duct tape.

These travel in caravans of 3, at a slow speed of 55 mph, usually headed from California to El Paso on I-10, before crossing into Mexico; hence the similarity to the Mayflower voyage.

"Break-1-9, we've got a Mexican Mayflower heading South just past Sacaton."

by Arizona Trucker June 14, 2022

Mexican Photoshop

When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).

Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.

by rmrf December 13, 2016

Mexican Pinball

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.

We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!

by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho

Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle

by Wiki word June 1, 2014

Mexican Yawn

Yawning in turn of each other, like a mexican wave.

They all yawned one after the other, it was a Mexican yawn dude.

by personxyz August 2, 2012

Mexican Pinball

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...

Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.

by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021