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Chocolate smooches

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex
I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !
by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025
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chocolate twinkie

the opposite of a coconut. coconut being a black person with a white soul; and a chocolate twinkie being the opposite. (a white person with a black soul).
damn that dude is so gangsta he's a chocolate twinkie!
by sammi_2008423 May 7, 2025
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Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
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Chocolate milk

When you cum into someone’s ass and pound it together with the shit that’s already in there.
Fuck boi 1: my girlfriend asked me to make chocolate milk with her last night!
Fuck boi 2: bruh she’s freaky
by Psy_9 October 12, 2019
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chocolate market

A euphemistic term for the butthole.
1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.
by Flung_Pu_Panda March 7, 2024
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San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.
Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!
by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024
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Meaty Hot Chocolate

A meaty hot chocolate is when a male shits in an cup and then blows his load into it and then he stirs it with his cock. To complete this “move” his partner, or anyone really, must drink this concoction.
1: Hey dude wanna make me a meaty hot chocolate
2: Dude that is so disgusting I think I’ve turned vegetarian, but lowkey sure bro.
by BlueIndustries February 23, 2018
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