king staccato

sombody who thinks there cool but there not

"hey do yo like cookie run"

"no"
"king staccato is gonna kill you"
"oops i mean yes"

by thismanmakeshell September 6, 2020

king staccato

sombody who thinks there cool but really there a big baby

"do i hear storm"
"king staccato proceeds to cry"
"waaaaaa"

by thismanmakeshell September 6, 2020

King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD

Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.

That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .

by Mr. Hee Hee September 8, 2020

King Grape

The noblest of all grapes. He will eat anything in his way, especially burgers

Person 1:Oh f**k, there's a king grape coming this way
Person 2:Run, u mf

by A_Random_Dino September 10, 2020

Vibe king

Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol

Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity

Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/

by Rowdybb September 13, 2020

LBJ 2ND KINGS

LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR 2nd KINGS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE LbJ 2nd KINGS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by LONNIE BJ September 15, 2020

Ruin king

A ruin king is like a high king. But with sarcasm and stuff. You can say ruin king to make fun of someone's skills. Forexample "Amy is such a ruin king!" Look at her art! "Wow Amy your such a ruin king!"

Amy you ruin king

by Ruin king September 17, 2020