Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments

Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "

by Loktir October 9, 2022

Heinrich Moment

When you find something discraceful or just weird on discord, That's a Heinrich moment. Also includes:
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour

P1: "Hey, have you seen that video of the fat guy fucking the my little pony figurine?"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"

by Heinrich=Hurensohn August 31, 2021

Frontier Moment

An intentional game design choice made by Frontier Developments that is questionable in nature; worsens the game experience for no known or valid reason

Person 1: "Why would they make this variant count as a separate species?"
Person 2: "Frontier moment."

by Somebody Tired of Your Shit March 30, 2022

Momented

(Verb) Total perfection for a moment

She said the words perfectly! Felt like perfectly Momented!
Piyas clicked the picture as if it was perfectly momented

by 90swaifuu August 26, 2022

Re-momented

When you become re-momented it is when your mind plays certain mories back in your head to prove to you that something is true.

Colin was thinking about what Jill meant, then was re-momented to realize he was the one she liked.

by jnsylv August 4, 2014

Kobi moment

A Kobi moment is a moment where people are lazy about projects or refuse to do anything related to work

He refused to wipe his ass, what a Kobi moment

by Kobisauce August 10, 2025

moment

a turning effect produced by a force acting at a distance on an object.

The moment of force applied to the wrench created a turning effect that loosened the stubborn bolt.

by Arminkshipper July 29, 2024