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Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3
JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@
by amburned January 9, 2019
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baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023
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vannila bean

The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night
"I caught another vannila bean last night!"
by Purplefluffballsofdoom October 28, 2013
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Smol Bean

Elise is such a smol bean
by Negovanman trash August 17, 2019
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beans

“Beans…”
Beans
by Sexy mf 69 420 March 12, 2022
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Beans

by Zoya Melnikova April 21, 2021
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Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.
"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"
by Bumsheek September 20, 2015
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