“Short” guy

A below average guy who is ratchet in relationships

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “short” guys

by Debo68 May 20, 2019

Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!

Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*

by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023

Fat guy

A long ass time. Used when something really hasn’t been done in a while.

“Yo I haven’t seen you in forever. It’s been a fat guy.”

by zrose19 December 17, 2023

private story kind of guy

Perverted

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021

iPad guy

A side piece,Someone who doesn’t deserve to be on your phone

Oh yeah don’t worry he’s just an iPad guy

by Jimmygreg October 27, 2022

Chill guy

My new character also known as the chill guy is a well-dressed capybara standing cool with his hands in his pockets giving us a smile is the type of person that lowkey doesn't give a shit.
He is the world's only chill guy that wouldn't care about whatever is happening around him.

When I snooze my morning alarm 10 times but im lowkey just a chill guy who enjoys sleeping.

by whenimlowkeythechillguy November 26, 2024

The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1

What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12

Chapter 1: The Discussion

Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...

The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.

by GlitchGD March 6, 2024