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The fart wall

A fart wall is when you and your best friend don't fart in front of each other because its 'embarrassing' However if you do fart in front of each other you have broken the fart wall.
Person 1- I'm going to fart so ill mute the facetime.
Person 2-No don't if you fart in front of me we will break the fart wall!
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Fart Skinner

Unnecessarily heavy and grossly smelly
To pull a Fart Skinner; That bloke is Fart Skinnering.
by GanglyarmMan January 21, 2019
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Fart marble

Fart marble: noun; a fart that has been released by a male while wearing women’s panty hose. That fart is now a compressed ball of methane. It’s progress can be easily tracked as it moves about the panty hose, trapped by the waistband.
Todd come out from under the fucking table, so we can see the fart marble bouncing around. Carol is headed for the legion and needs her panty hose back.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! June 25, 2019
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Baptism Fart

The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.
Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."
by DATGAS January 29, 2012
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fart catapult

the act of cupping one's hand over the anus whilst releasing gas, followed by throwing or catapulting said gas into the face of an unexpected recipient so that they may enjoy it's scent up-close-and-personal.
As Jacob walked by his unsuspecting co-worker he fart catapulted him. The situation quickly escalated to a violent one.
by loudog3 May 5, 2011
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gunshot farts

Farts that sound like a revolving gun shot.
You always have big, long gunshot farts
by amgurza January 19, 2014
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Zombie Fart

A seemingly disposed fart, that you have to walk away from a group of people to disguise, and it creeps back up to you and your friends and one of them pukes.
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