Neapolitan Kiss

After performing analingus on each other, a man goes down on a woman who is menstruating. At the same time, the woman Performs fellatio on the man. After the male ejaculated, the couple meets for a kiss.

"Did you hear about Josh and Darcy did a Neapolitan Kiss?"
"Dude that may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. A poop-cum-vagblood kiss?"

by Notthebohb December 14, 2020

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Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?

I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.

by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024

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kiss and tonic

A gin and tonic with olive oil

I made you a kiss and tonic

by Gin and tonic June 16, 2016

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Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

by Willbbackup July 4, 2025

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kiss a chinaman

A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.

It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.

Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?

Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.

*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)

by freakyscholar June 13, 2024

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