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Kard Rat

A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.

The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!

While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.

Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
by Mrcl86 February 9, 2020
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Rat Woman

A Rat Woman is typically a person of the female binary who is middle-aged (starting around the age of 30), who lives in close proximity to suits and ties, and a substance that may be addictive (ie. cigarettes, alcohol). Rat Women can also have names that start with 'R'.

Rat Women tend to be morally grey, disillusioned with the state of their life or the world, tired, and yet superior to their peers for being wiser, smarter, or more skilled in some way. Despite their superiority, they are still, in the eyes of their peers, a loser, and rarely get respect unless it is from a naive or more youthful person.

Rat women tend to be well-liked by sapphics.
"Reagan Ridley from Inside Job is such a Rat Woman, I love her!"
by bugcake January 4, 2025
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Rats Nest Shot

An alcoholic shot containing equal parts of ..
1 oz. JAGERMEISTER
1 oz. GOLDSCHLAGER
1 oz. PATRON
Served chilled in a rocks glass.
Bra, I got so messed up last night playing 7, 14, 21. I lost like 5 times in a row and had to take a rats nest shot each time.
by TruffleButterINSmalltownMN October 14, 2015
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Rat

“Wow!! Is that your friend rat?”

Me: yeah, she likes to eat.
by BXcana November 17, 2021
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Rat Wiggle

When sitting on a rock, staircase, tree stump or elevated ground (as a rat), you wiggle your backside and fly off into the distance
Come on everybody! Join in the Rat Wiggle!!
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Rat

In a context of gaming, someone who camps in very sneaky spots that people would commonly overlook, or uses glitched spots that provide an unfair advantage.
*Player 1 hiding in a hidden corner in an FPS game*
*Player 2 runs past him and gets killed*
Player 2: man what a little rat that guy was camping in that corner!
by StashyFrag October 7, 2023
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Rat baby

A rat baby is a rat-like child brought into this world by a rat-like human ( someone who pisses people off).
Steven wood brought a rat baby into this world because of his rat-like personality
by Don’t talk to me November 17, 2019
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