old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

Gui

Gui is a female that can make you fall in love faster then you can say "1... 2... 3..."
She's normally a very happy and confident person, her hairs long and her eyes sparkle under the right amount of light.
Whenever you see her, your heart skips a beat, and her flirty remarks make your legs weak. Your stomach does flips whenever she talks and you find her intellegance quite amazing.

Guy 1: is that Gui?

Guy 2: yea! Isn't she beautiful? I'm so in love

by LovingHopelessly January 2, 2018

Guy

He is the most sensetive and caring boy everyone likes him all the girls are into him but he doesnt give a single fuck

You are so guy

by Belikeyonce January 7, 2018

Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.

Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture

by simpnation January 5, 2020

Cool Guy Jones

Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group

Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up

by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020

Pete's a guy

Another way to say "pizza guy"

"Hey Joe! Pete's a guy!"

by coolcraft January 14, 2020

Hilla guy

You know that guy who messes around in class and makes everyone laugh they might roast the other hilla in the class or they might make fun of something they're reading in class

"Logan's such a hilla guy ."

"Innit tho"

by Insta-bro January 28, 2020