Simp

Somebody who will FALL head over fucking heels over anyone fictional or not real. A person who obsesses over something al lot for something.

Person 1: OMMGGGGGG JAMES IS SOOO HOT I WANNA LOOOOVE HIM SO MUCH
Person 2: You’re a simp.

by Kurtis Conner November 6, 2022

Simp

Simp stands for squirrels in my pants

Candice: There’s squirrels in my pants

Random guy: that means your a simp

by Pace yourself November 6, 2022

simp

the term simp was invented to serve incels with the most ingenious reality check and potentially diverted several terrorist attacks and saved human lives

He sends streamer girls flowers, donates to her all the time.

He bought her a house, he hasn't even had sex with her. - "What a simp"

by dezzadk November 12, 2022

Simp

Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

Every YouTuber and Twitch streamer that made a commentary video about Amouranth is a dang simp!

by Master Gabe November 13, 2022

simp

a useless shit that has dedicated their lives for someone that doesn’t even know them.

random nerd : “i simp for nezuko 😍”
any normal motherfucker : “tf.”

by 10k_Mialyn November 13, 2022

Simp

A simple man or woman: A man or woman of little or no value, they are nothing special: just simple

We don’t act out of character over simps!

by CornDagreat November 19, 2022

Simp

Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.

Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*

by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022