pew moment

when you fuck up big time

person 1: I failed band class help
person 2: pew moment

by pewp4 November 18, 2020

Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.

John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.

by Vladimir Putin itinurbutt June 10, 2020

Magi moment

When your new roommate offers to show you their dick on the first day

Dude, my roomie just pulled a magi moment...

by December 22, 2020

Gon moment

It's a moment where you reach gons brain level of retardedness and say some dumb shit

Blxcknxss: "Yo bro did you know that 2+2 = 22
Zelk: "Bro what???? You stupid it's 4 not 22"
Blxcknxss: "Mb I had a gon moment there"

by Ketsu king lover 9000 August 28, 2021

Ban Moment

During a time when someone does something very dumb or messing something up over a very simple activity or a question

How did you mess this up! It was a simple activity of putting water into the house, how did you light the house on fire! Your having a Ban Moment!

by Lamar The Sterotype November 11, 2022

Beridze moment

When brain is unable to draw even simplest of connections.

Heterosexual male: I am going on a date tomorrow.

*Beridze moment*: With a male or female ?

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by Araman December 10, 2021