Blud Moment

A moment where the user Blud^Milk intentionally says or creates the most mind-numbing statement.

"Yo, that post is kinda cringy... but at the same time, it seems ironic."

"Talk about a Blud Moment."

by qwerty-u September 8, 2021

Bruh moment

When you hear something mildly sad,unfortunate but you are too fucking antisocial to respond with a proper counter-question therefore using this godforsaken quote inorder to show the fact that you dont give a single fuck,politely and in a very gamer way>

My grandfather lost his wheelchair!
yooo bruh moment

by Mick Rorty July 18, 2020

Judd Moment

A Judd Moment is where you enter a conversation and you have no clue what’s happening, what’s going on, or what they’re talking about and you get scared, worried, confused, horrified, or straight up dumbfounded by it and you would be better off without being further part of and not given context of the conversation.

(User if said phrase): bro, this is a total Judd Moment.

Or

(User of said phrase): I’m having a total Judd Moment right now.

Or

(User of said phrase): WOW, this is a total Judd Moment for me guys!

by Mr_Kinto July 1, 2019

Bruh moment

Bruh moment is a term used to describe something that is annoying or confusing. Usually in response to a statement or a piece of media

“Did you hear what happened to eoghan? His computer broke.” “ that’s a bruh moment”

by Alexthecat69 January 8, 2022

Stepan moment

A moment where you are so incredibly stupid no one can believe it. Named after one Stepan because he's mind blowingly stupid.

Miguel: *Tries to open a push door by pulling*

Greg: What the fuck are you doing?

Miguel: Stepan moment!

by Officer_Greg January 4, 2024

ondrik moment

When somebody says some nerdy stupid shit, or when it takes too long for somebody to understand simple joke

Ondrik moment: Sorry sabča, škola je prednejšia a musíme sa rozísť

by GagarinovBrat March 11, 2019

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022