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a person new to Urban Dictionary 

Hi. I'm new to Urban Dictionary, so if you are reading this, this is only a test.
This is my second comment (first one was obama), says a person new to Urban Dictionary.

The Urban Dictionary

A place where stupid fucks post their definitions of some other words, no matter what kind of word, even if it's a name.
Jerry: I wonder what my name means...
Reginald: Let's look it up on the Urban Dictionary!

Bizzaro Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary's evil nemesis. Believed to have telekinetic powers, and a fetish for keyboards.
ZOMG Urban Dictionary, and Bizzaro Urban Dictionary are haveing teh epic battle!!!one!eleven!
Bizzaro Urban Dictionary by Hawx918 December 15, 2008

accidental Urban Dictionary publication 

A blatantly terrible and profoundly unsatisfying definition that makes you wonder how in the world it got accepted in the first place.

One theory is that there are two populations of Urban Dictionary editors with ingrained muscle memories that cause them to continuously click either publish or don't publish so much that even if they wanted to deviate from their tradition, their impulse takes over and a great opportunity is squandered.

Accidental Urban Dictionary publications are clearly a result of those editors that love to click publish rather than don't publish nonstop.

The opposite of accidental Urban Dictionary publications is difficult to define, since the poor people who submitted those definitions probably deserved to have their exquisitely clever definitions published but received a rejection email anyway due to judges who couldn't change their clicking pattern fast enough for one good definition in a string of bad ones.
Urban Dictionary Editor 1: Oops my muscle memory caused me to accidentally click don't publish for that definition I liked.

Urban Dictionary Editor 2: It's ok, what you just did is compensated by the fact that editors allow accidental Urban Dictionary publications through all the time.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page 

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.
Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.

u r baned from urban dictionary 

only if you put a dirty definition on urban dictionary. if haven't but dont believe me than serch chicken nugget and scroll.

also very clever finding this page!