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Poop Slap

When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone
Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.
by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022
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Spatula Slap

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When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.
"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"
by BadAssBassPlayer June 12, 2011
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dick slap

Man that man is a full on Dick slap
by Galliuim April 14, 2022
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Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.
Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”
by KingPrimo November 28, 2019
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SLAP

Him: Yo..what's up bro. I have a couple bottles of champagne. You want to pick up these girls and go to the jacuzzi?
Friend: Oh damn slap dog! Come pick me up!

Her: After I drop these kids off girl, we gonna go get our nails and are hair did and go to the club!
Friend: ooo Slapppp..
Aww yeah..we gonna tear it up tonight boo!
by SeanathonAllDay February 25, 2020
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slapping a ferret

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022
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