Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 01, 2018

Deep In The Beans

Deep in the beans is a phrase that means exactly what you need it to mean. When you’re at a loss for words to describe how you’re feeling, man are you deep in the beans.

Jake: “Did Max get any sleep last night?

Ben: “No man he’s really deep in the beans.”

John: “Sorry I’m late, I guess I’m just deep in the beans today.”

by AbleAlways July 18, 2022

meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.

Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."

by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020

Beans and Cornbread

When you scissor your woman and shart in her vagina!

Karen try the beans and cornbread on her last night!

by Mcnene78 April 08, 2019

derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 12, 2018

on beans

Another way of saying "On god"

ayo im finna slide down on jimrocks block fo' talkin all that smacck, on beans.

by RimmySock August 10, 2019

jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021