Catawba Mud Cat

The act of smearing peanut butter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Scat.

"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Cat.

by Don Turgenson April 12, 2008

National Cat Day

The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...

Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?

Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?

Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!

Friend 2: ...what?

by DaCatDud September 29, 2021

Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.

I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!

by hardtopickname February 27, 2013

my cat is jumping

feeling sexy, bored, looking for something to do, ready to get a little wild or crazy, maybe used sexually but doesn't always mean sex, just looking for a thrill

I am going crazy tonight! I can't find anyone to go out with and my cat is jumping!

Must be a full moon tonight, I can already tell my cat is jumping!

by beautymos November 5, 2012

Putting the chicken into the cat

When a male is putting his chicken (penis) into a woman's cat (pussy). Essentially, it is a discrete yet humorous term for making love.

If there is a sock and a lock, he is putting the chicken into the cat.

by Silentius September 27, 2011

Party Cat Mouth

The inconvenient dry and stale taste in your mouth the morning after a night of consuming too much alcohol and smoking too many cigarettes. It would be as if someone shoveled kitty litter down your throat and punched you in the head.

Buddy I got some bad ol' party cat mouth.

by Suzy (Ryan's Mom) November 14, 2010

Nyan Cat-ing

Listening to the nyan cat song for long periods of time with no interuption to see who can listen the longest.

Daniel, Troy, and Dakota were up all night Nyan Cat-ing.

by D. DeWayne November 13, 2011