God

A shithead who could’ve love his own sons.

“God loves us all” no. He doesn’t.

by Asmos February 5, 2024

god

sabrina.

how was the earth created? how are we all here? is there even a god?
Sabrina.

by waffleisasmurf December 19, 2021

Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

“I need the bathroom what are you doing”

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

by Nahb32 May 23, 2018

The Greek Gods

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.

The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...

by Big Bad Beaver October 11, 2018

Sweet mother of god

A sarcastic way to tell your mother that she is not sweet at all

Well mom, aren’t you as sweet as sweet mother of god?

by Ally but with A “E” January 28, 2023

God

In Christianity known as the creator and the ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority. Also known as a government scam that the government lives off.

God is hella gay: The creator of the universe is a homosexual

by Thatnancytrannie.online July 5, 2021

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.

by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024