Skip to main content

Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
by Gunner25 January 1, 2012
mugGet the Tootsie Rolled mug.

Rolled

A synonym for getting in trouble. An expression of distress, worry, or concern.
Shit bro my mom found my weed, i just got rolled.

--

I think you're gonna get rolled if you don't leave now.
by ShlattnGuy December 28, 2022
mugGet the Rolled mug.

long spring roll

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight
by daddy bruno July 14, 2022
mugGet the long spring roll mug.

log-rolling

An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"
Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.
by leequidbeef September 26, 2014
mugGet the log-rolling mug.

rolling on a mother fucker

Making people like you so you can get them for everything they have or own.
SO how long you been rolling on a mother fucker to get all that?
by Southern Bambam July 8, 2016
mugGet the rolling on a mother fucker mug.

rock n roll hand gesture

“ yo idgaf *throws up hand gesture* 🤟🏼“

rock n roll hand gesture
by hoggingyomama May 12, 2022
mugGet the rock n roll hand gesture mug.

Lennie Tootsie Roll

When you make out with a girl in a sleeping bag and she shits on you.
Jenny gave me a Lennie Tootsie Roll lastnight.

Jenny has a case of the Lennie Tootsie Rolls.
by Hotel Whiskey November 27, 2019
mugGet the Lennie Tootsie Roll mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email