Crotch beans

holy shit omg wow insane bro

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 26, 2019

Bean Head

When someone is a straight up fool

Sophie is a bean head for not unblocking me on Snapchat

by nick82 February 2, 2021

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

Beans

the little pink things on the bottom of cats paws

the little black things on the bottom of dogs paws

"I love the cute little Beans on my cats paws!"

by Spookpedia December 27, 2024

Bean

A Bean is someone who is obsessed with anime, is afraid of bugs, and hates her sibling. If you ever meet Bean, you don't want to upset her, or she'll complain to her best friends, Shakira and Susana. You probably will never be able to become friends with Bean because she's socially awkward. She doesn't like girly clothing, so she usually wears anime merch. She watches YouTube every single day, and always checks her social media.

Bean is a Bean.

by TsunxDere November 10, 2019

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Bean

A cute little thing is called a {bean}

person 1- look at that little bean
person 2- awww so cute <3 >~<

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020