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James

James, also known as a "Group Chat Creeper". He'll just sit in your group chat and creep on the conversation, never saying anything himself.
Tanvir: "The guy who just joined the chat always reads the messages but never replies.....it's kinda weird"
Brandon: "He's such a James!"
by ImTheTrueGod April 1, 2019
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James

A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism

A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames

A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
He’s been a proper James about this today
by The Afatar November 23, 2021
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James

James likes to rizz up other girls but always fails to pull one. Even though his grades are really good, he’s a major dick to everyone. Mostly, James is a extrovertic guy with populatity and men because of his unfunny humor. He also shares his feet fetish pictures on discord. He always appears with a devilish smirk on his face when he walks into the campus. He’s mostly goofy but manages to make people laugh. Idk why..
1: “Hey! Who is that guy and why does he act like a dick?”
2: “Thats James.”
1: “Oh.”
by that one bitch from dc April 30, 2023
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anthony james dewey

girl: do yk anthony james dewey
man: no
girl: HOW?! hes the best
by thebestguyever1 January 7, 2022
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James

James is a nincompoop
by awase1015 June 14, 2025
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James Ngyuen

A sexy asain guy he is often self-reserved, but when he gets drunk he gets all the women.

He has a lot of rizz and is quite the ladies man,

He loves to shower and always smells nice. James deep down is a porn addict.
tyrone sees a sexy asain guy with a blonde chick,

Tyrone: Damn dude thats a James ngyuen there.
by sexywhietkid222 January 23, 2023
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