these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.

Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.

by namatt February 28, 2017

Chili nut basket

Pitching chili nuts or peanuts (preferably the former, due to the resemblance to basket balls) into cleavages. The smaller the cleavage, the higher the score, plus extra score for long distance shots. Slam dunks also highly credible, but only for the brave.

Man, I sunk a nut in an A-cup when chili nut basketing at the party last night!

by Will and Jay September 30, 2006

post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.

Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works

by obama6969699 March 12, 2022

banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

by Yeah, that guy November 30, 2010

Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again

"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."

by psudeom July 10, 2022

vanilla nut tap

Fictional confectionery offering at Dunkin' Donuts, used to trick your 'friend' into getting punched in the nuts. First widespread use noted in a 2016 SNL parody advertisement.

Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."

Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"

by Tofudebeast October 10, 2017

High as garaffe nuts

1.Something thats really high
2.Term defining the mental state after consuming a large amount of narcotics

Yo that cunt Cindy left my TV and my AC on all night I bet my electric bill is gonna be High as garaffe nuts

Man I smoked that big ass blunt earlier and got high as garaffe nuts

by Un10nCarb1d4 May 20, 2009