Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

National slap ass day

Friday October 4th 2019 is national slap ass day. It is a day to be drawn into slapping butts so go out and enjoy your special day

Damn I can’t wait for National Slap Ass Day

by Black Zeus123 October 3, 2019

vage slap

The slap of ones vaginia.

Dammnnnmn she know how to vage slap!

by Dick_Muncher_74 April 23, 2018

a bitch slap

a bitch slap for a bitch

that hoe just got a bitch slap

by that___________hoe April 24, 2020

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

Slap

A Friendly term used in an endearing fashion to show respect and mutual love for your hommie.

"What's up Slap!"

by Jpdeasy813sy December 14, 2022

knee slap

when you slap your girls titties but they are so hard they dont clap back

i gave her a knee slap, smirking.

"yeah, they were so hard it was a full on knee slap."

by knockknockdefinetime June 18, 2022