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Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.
Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!
by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025
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Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.
I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.
by queefsucker February 23, 2015
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Fuji's Kiss

Naval term. Used to describe when fecal matter has piled up so high in the toilet that won't flush that when you decide to add to this pile, your excrement touches your taint.
Hey Johnny, what's wrong man.

Johhny: Fuji's Kiss
Damn bro, say less!
by Pablo and Pablo inc. August 25, 2025
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Fairy kiss

Fairies have the ability to mark people with a sort of invisible protection charm by kissing them on the nose. It prevents the Fairy Queen from killing the (at least not right away) as the Fairies show trust in whoever they kiss and possibly would not want them killed. The kisses are know to be very light and soft, full of love and light.
Him: I will always remember her and her fairy kisses
by SwitchesEnriches September 20, 2023
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Weed-Kisses

The act of exhaling/blowing cannabis smoke into the genital orifice of a sexual partner
I got so stoned after my husband gave me weed-kisses
by Zemonic Indigo December 20, 2024
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Kiss a girl day

On march 7th kiss any girl you want
Yo it’s march 7th.

So?
That means it’s national kiss a girl day.
Oh dude that’s great I can kiss my crush.

Yeah but Um do you know where my sister is?
by Itsurd4ddy March 5, 2022
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kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it
hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it
by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020
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