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Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands
"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"
by arj1n3d May 25, 2008
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slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint
I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.
by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018
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Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.
by MagicMahn January 9, 2022
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Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.
Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that
by boiler December 17, 2020
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tennessee catfish slap

When youre out fishing bend a girl over your rod holder and fuck her from behind. Once you get a bite reel it in and as it comes out of the water pull it so the fish slaps her on the way in.
Only a country girl can really appreciate the Tennessee catfish slap
by Noctis 92 August 10, 2017
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Snatch Slap

Accidentally smacking a snatch instead of an ass cheek
Bend over I’m going to snatch slap your taco!
by Sassy Pants Sarah December 4, 2021
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