october

hoes only october

only hoeing around this month is allowed.

boy “i am really simping for this girl”
boy 2 “ it’s okay bro, it’s hoes only october”

by anonymous October 1, 2020

october 20th

national best couple day! The best couples get together on October 20th

her :did you hear that Hailey and Xavier got together on national best couple day
him: whens national couple day?
her: October 20th silly

by .certified.baaby. May 31, 2021

October 11th

October 11th is a day were whoever calls dibs gets to control the person who doesn't has to do whatever the other says without question

John: "Jesus Christ, jimmy got me"

Julian: "what do you mean man?"

John: "didn't you know? Today's October 11th and Jimmy called dibs before I did. Now I gotta eat food off the floor all day!"

Julian: "wait?! It's october 11th?! I totally forgot man! I need to go call dibs on Jessica!"

by Retrove October 10, 2020

October 21

National slap the shit out of any girl named Hannah Day

Hey what are you doing today. (October 21)
Oh, I’m going to slap the shit out of Hannah.

by Hannah’s fake Boyfriend October 20, 2019

October 24

October 24 is the national give your bff your fav scrunchie and make sure it’s your fav so that they can tell that you really care about them

Girl: Juan it’s October 24 here is my fav scrunchie

Juan: thx

by And I ooooop skskskksks October 23, 2019

October 23

National ask out your crush day

Ask out your crush on October 23

It’s October 23 you know what that means

by OhYeahBois October 22, 2019

October 27

Fuck you bestfriend day

-Hey abby you know what day it is
-Omg it is october 27

by Ckskhdohbf October 27, 2019